justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

superlockedphan:

all1sees:

americaeffyeah:

the-sailing-nation:

empyrealwolves:

crimsongaara:

elliebuzz:

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This.. is the best cake EVER.

THAT’S A CAKE?

^^^

“Oh, this is a pretty cool statue - A CAKE? WHAT THE HELL?”

What evil person would want to eat this sort of cake though.

:l

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slow clap for the harry potter fandom

My mom: Do the dishes
Me: *places sock on counter*
My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
My mom: wait what?
Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
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visualechoess:

The Space We Live In (x)

this is beautiful

asmilinggoddess:

my mom: not too much eyeliner. guys find too much eyeliner unattractive

me:

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befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better

srfelicidad:

Asexuality by Tiny Dinosaur :)!

kaalashnikov:

onlinepunk:

Do u ever hate an entire subset of ppl so much

I hate these people, they immediately bring up ‘we have hybristophilia stop kink shaming’ there are lots of -philias that can and deserve to land you in jail and this is one of them

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

liquidcopper:

he likes to celebrate human holidays

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the1janitor:

crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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how did someone have the perfect picture for this

like did you go to google and search “bemused mailman”

febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

urulokid:

oH YM GOD CONNOR MADE ME A GIF OF THAT GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT

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LOOK AT HIM

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HE KNOWS SOMETHINGS UP MAN

THIS BROTHER AIN’T HERE FOR ALEXANDER PIERCE’S BULLSHIT

hobbitwalkingparty:

ICONIC.

I mean what’s the worst that could happen?

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